mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

(Source: digitalblasphmy, via tyleroakley)

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

(Source: beaniekhalifa23, via southpauz)

  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
letgodbaby:

True love
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Source: vinebox, via officialwhitegirls)

sclez:

yellowfur:

noondaylantern:

canisbaileyilupus:

tordles:

image

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Cressida Cowell books start which is Hiccup, as an adult, looking back on his life and saying ‘There were dragons when I was a boy,”

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I DON’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

(via hotboysofficial)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: jennernation, via the-real-wazowski)

(Source: iraffiruse, via officialwhitegirls)

artofseductionlxix:

best reply ive ever seen